you know what sucks? when even the slightest move can cause the poop to get sucked back in
Sometimes I marvel at the fact that a simple phrase like, “What? Pffft. Um yeah, of course I am wearing a condom” can bring a new life into this world. Nature sure is amazing.
Ả̵͚̟͕̰̞͙̤̲̳͎̃̇͂̊͆ͤ̑̏̈̀ͨ́̕͢͝F̵̨̗̣͙̳̗̪̤͖̝͓̈̃̃ͬ̃̂́͑̄͗̓ͭͬͫ͢R͛͌̐̒̐̾̐̆̔̚҉̮͙͈̣̜́͘O̢̮̰͓̜̪͚̮̳͙̪͚̠̼̗͓͔̓ͮ̇ͯ̇͗̿ͮ̃̚͠ͅ ̛̳̬̙̥̜͉̔͌̑ͧ̃͒ͩ̐̔̿͛͗̎̎͑̈͢ͅͅĆ̴̾̅̓͆͒̂̊ͣͧ̓ͭͦͧ́́҉̡̼̟̯̲͙̲̫͞I̞̪̮̤̐̽̃͐ͨͧ̓̆̉ͭ͑̉̔̀̕͡R̵͉̣̫̹͈̼͈̣̹̣̞̟̞̓͒ͥͫ͒̈͋̽́̚̚C̶̡̛̤͈̭͓͛̾ͨͨ͗ͤ͢U̢̢̺̺̪̤̻̖͙̩̯ͧͤ͗ͯ͂̓̐̿̔͛́ͪ̀͛̌̍̍̆ͥS̷̢̯̝͕͍̩̼̩̥̪͈̞̝͓̘̱͗̽͌̎ͬ̌̇͐ͫͬ̿ͤ̎̾ͤͮ͛͜͜
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
